owlalwaysbereading:

100% Groot-free paper

(Source: facebook.com, via girlslikesextoo)

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untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

(via c-u-n-t-o-s)

nobodysgurrl:

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

This is the best

(via romanticphotography)

dad found a bird and i want to keep him #inlove #newfriend #buddies #self #cockatiel #bird #birdsofinstagram #cockatielsofinstagram (at Some Place in Hallett Cove)

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tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via sorry)