I want to begin every day with, “Good morning, beautiful” and end every night with a convulsing orgasm…is that too much to ask?

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

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